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This comes with a warning. My humour isn't for everyone. Some may find this offensive. Some may find it not funny at all. Either way - I don't care :P

If I were to write and direct Breaking Dawn part 1: this is what the jist of it would be...




The honeymoon happens.




      





Insert a proper sex scene. One perhaps with some doggy style for those fans that prefer bestiality over necrophilia.


      

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